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I got so much trouble on my mind. I refuse to lose. Here’s your ticket. Hear the drummer get wicked. -Public Enemy
So here we are. Here we are now. Entertain us. I feel stupid and contagious. Here we are now. Entertain us. Week three in the books. Week four coming up. Like my main Gomer Pyle always says: Surprise, surprise, surprise! These Tennessee Titans are good. Surprise, surprise, surprise! The Tennessee Titans are real good. Surprise, surprise, surprise! Houston Oilers! Houston Oilers! Houston Oilers number one! I know. I know. It’s the Titans now. But that just doesn’t have the same ring to it. Now does it? But you get the idea.
How ’bout them Titans? How ’bout that Mighty Vince Young? The Volunteer State’s own little secret. Listen. whoa oh, oh. Do you want to know a secret? Whoa oh, oh. Do you promise not to tell? The Volunteer State’s own little secret was on full display Monday night. On full display in dazzling Technicolor. In dazzling Technicolor for the whole entire nation to witness. Samuel Lapp style.
The Titans manhandled last year’s feel good story of the year. Last year’s squeal good story of the year. This year’s banana peel story of the year. Bananas. B-a-n-a-n-a-s. The Titans are bananas. The Titans continued their domination over the NFC South. The Titans have won nine straight games against the NFC South. The Titans are now 12-1 in their last 13 games against the NFC South. Can you say playoffs boys and girls? Sure you can. Mighty Vince Young can too.
Make no mistakes sports fans. These Tennessee Titans are Mighty Vince Young’s team. VY and his Titans are 10-4 in their last fourteen games. Eight of those wins coming from behind. The Titans were nothing without Vince. Nothing, I say! Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. They ain’t useless no more. Now they’re winning ball games. Big ball games. Important ball games. Monday Night Football games. That’s what Mighty Vince does best. Win big ball games.
You saw what he did in the Rose Bowl. You saw what he did last year. What he did to the New York Football Giants. The same thing he did to the Trojans. The same thing he did to the Colts. The same thing he did to the Texans. The same thing he did to the Bills. And so it goes, and so it goes, and so it goes. But where it’s going, no one knows. Mighty Vince young does.
Mighty Vince Young is a quar-ter-back. Mighty Vince Young is a winner. He plays bigger than his numbers. Bigger and deffer. Bigger and deffer at Madison High School. At Madison High School where folks said, no way he pulls that junk in college. Bigger and deffer at UT. At UT where folks said, no way he pulls that junk in the pros. Folks were wrong. Mighty Vince Young pulls that junk wherever he wants. Mighty Vince Young pulls that junk whenever he wants. Mighty Vince Young. The future is now.
Public Acknowledgements: Nirvana, Beatles, Witness, Gwen Stefani, Full Metal Jacket, Nick Lowe and LL Cool J
Peace out homies. Six two and even!